Coffee with Scott Adams, you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience

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The dopamine, the end of the day,

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It's called the simultaneous sip,

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So good. That was a little extra good.

That was a little extra good.

All right, today after the show, because it's Saturday, there will be an after party.

Owen Gregorian will be hosting that on Spaces, the audio-only service within the X platform. So just look for Owen Gregorian, or you can look for MyX account, and it has a repost there. But make

sure you watch it, the after party right after the show. All right.

So I wonder if there's any science that could have been skipped.

If they just asked me instead.

Oh, yeah.

There is.

According to SciPost, agnostics are more indecisive, neurotic, and prone to maximizing choices.

So agnostics are less decisive than atheists and Christians.

You know how they could have come to that same conclusion,

spending a lot less money and taking a lot less time?

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