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Well, we'll talk about the stock market and all the tariffs and stuff,

but let me ease into it with some fun news. Now, many of you saw the TV series Game of Thrones,

and you remember that there were some, these big, freaky white wolves, and they were called dire wolves. Now, I didn't know that

dire wolves were a real extinct species, but apparently it's a real thing. And a company,

genetic startup company called Colossil, has managed to clone some dire wolves.

So now you can get your own dire wolf. Well, not yet. I mean, they're not selling them.

But I would think they'd want to. So they've been extinct for some 12,000 years, but now you can get one.

I think a woolly mammoth is going to come soon.

But I would like a woolly mammoth wolf. Is there any reason we can't start combining things?

I mean, it's impressive that they recreated something exactly that existed. I guess they took a

regular wolf and then they gene edited just the parts

that were different to make it a dire wolf. Now, I heard from my neighbor once that if you have a

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