Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

Probably the best time you'll ever have, but if you'd like to take this experience up two levels

that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that

is a cup or mugger, a glass of tank of chelps, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the

unparallel pleasure. The dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's

called a simultaneous sip. And it happens now. Go.

Well, I wonder if there's any new science saying that coffee is good for you?

Oh yes, there is.

According to SciPost, coffee is associated with lower risk of depression and anxiety.

Do you feel less depressed and less anxious after that sip?

You should.

You should.

You're in good shape now.

Well, here's some science that didn't need to happen.

According to Gilmore Health News, Gilmore Health News, when people like each other,

they respond faster in conversation,

according to a study. How many didn't know that? You ever hear a conversation where somebody's

like, blah, blah, blah, and then there's a long pause, then somebody's like, blah, blah, blah, blah,

and you think, they're not really connecting. But if you see two people who are just practically talking over each other, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

They almost always like each other, unless they're fighting when they're doing it, I suppose.

So yes, you could have just asked me, the faster people respond, the more they like you.

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