Sometimes life gets hard because you're going through a breakup and you don't know how to tell your wife.

What?

I didn't stutter.

I know someone in this very situation.

I know I talk about things we're not supposed to talk about.

But listen, sometime you're going through a breakup and you can't tell your spouse.

You can't tell them.

They wonder why you seem to have an attitude all the time, why it seems like no matter what

they do or say, you fired up, you're never happy. And it's simply because you lost your side piece.

And now you're trying to do right by the exact person who notices that you are not the same.

And they keep asking you what's wrong and you can't tell them.

Good for you.

Now you have to go through this pain in silence.

And you miss having somebody who will cook breakfast for you.

You miss having somebody who paid attention to you.

You miss having somebody that was new and fresh, and there you are.

Somebody right now is listening to this podcast and going through this

with the significant other that they are sitting with listening to me.

And they are trying not to laugh.

Look at your significant other's lip right now.

Is it quivering? Do they look like they are trying not to laugh. Look at your significant other's lip right now. Is it quivering?

Do they look like they are trying not to laugh at this joke?

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