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🗓️ 2 September 2025
⏱️ 87 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You know, George Carlin, God bless him. |
| 0:01.8 | I'd said to him one time after a show, he was at the MGM where I was coming in a week |
| 0:07.2 | prior after him. |
| 0:09.6 | And I said to him, what's it like to be like where you got it? |
| 0:15.1 | Like, and he looked right at me and says, what do you mean God? |
| 0:18.8 | I said, I mean, you're George Carlin, you got it down. |
| 0:22.2 | You got it. |
| 0:22.8 | You just go up now and you just do it. |
| 0:24.7 | He goes, I never got it. |
| 0:26.2 | And he was serious. |
| 0:27.2 | He said, well, the day you think you got it, you ain't got it. |
| 0:30.3 | And I was like, that's interesting. |
| 0:32.4 | Amazing. |
| 0:33.4 | It's true. |
| 0:34.0 | I'm never happy with everything at a certain show. |
| 0:38.1 | No, completely. |
| 0:39.1 | So you have to get to a point where you kind of go up now and have fun and enjoy every moment. |
| 0:45.6 | It's breaking bread. |
| 0:47.2 | Hey kids, I'm out on tour and going pretty heavy this fall, winter, up pretty much straight through until next June. We just announced a whole bunch of new |
| 0:56.8 | dates. We're going to San Francisco, NJ. Pack, Philadelphia. We're going to just a whole bunch of |
| 1:04.2 | places. We're going to Austin, Texas is on. We're going to a whole run in Florida. We've got some |
| 1:09.2 | Canadian dates. |
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