Trigger warning for discussions of sexual assault and domestic abuse.

Some place underneath. I'm I'm so much You're not riddled with worms, Amber.

Well, somebody told me I have a bunch of knots in my back, and they were like, you don't get a massageed out.

You lift weights. You don't get them massaged out. And I was like, no, why? And he was like, me and I could feel like, go! And now I just feel like I'm riddled with worms. I have nuts in my back. Have you tried Ivermectin? Oh, is that the horse thing? Is it going to make my dick biggie? No, it's going to make your back worms go away, I guess. Oh, okay. Welcome to some place underneath them, Natalie, Jean. I'm Amber Nelson. And Amber is not filled with worms. No, I'm not. I'm a lady. You are beautiful lady. And I, I'm sad and free that you haven't had a massage and you need to have one. I know, I keep putting it off. It just something about, it's like painful. And people are like, I love it. I love when they get in there and like, you know, split me

open and fuck me up. And I'm like, no. Yeah, I want to feel like you're cut my back open and putting

your dick in it. Yeah, yeah. Take a brick and hit me over the head with it. Go with a Swedish

massage. You can get pretty light touch massage. You just have to like be specific about it. Okay.

So if you do Swedish, it won't be hard.

Okay.

So you can ease yourself into it and decide if you like the harder version.

Okay.

And then slowly work my way up to a Russian man beating the shit out of me in a basement.

Yeah.

I got in this weird thing at a Russian spa before where they beat you with like palm leaves that are boiling hot.

And I had a panic attack.

And I was like, because somebody made me do it.

Like they paid for the service.

And I was like, get me out of here.

Yeah, it sounds like a nightmare.

It did feel like I was in hell.

But yeah, that's a suggestion for everyone out there.

If they're learning about their massages, go to the Swedish first.

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