Hello. Is that okay?

You feel like you're on one extra.

One next, not quite.

This is pirate, mate.

This is shitty pirate.

Okay, so we are supposedly doing the podcast, but there was lots of noise and stuff going on upstairs.

So we've wandered upstairs and there's a party happening and there's a performance happening and it's more than a performance

you've got somebody on stage singing singing those beautiful angelic tones but you've also got

somebody painting a vagina next to her so can you please explain what's just happened before

we even get into the show so we can get into it properly and explain the context as to why Uzo is so excited right now?

He's sitting still as a rock.

I mean, I, oh, wow.

I mean, I can't perhaps explain why you are so excited, Uzo, but I am having an album launch tonight.

Maybe that's why is that it's no

no okay he doesn't care about that i do so you sing do is that what you do

do so no nothing about anything i do i mean i don't really know much about anything either so

there we go something in common but you're in good company. We're sharing a microphone,

so if this sounds a bit weird, you know why. I'm so happy to have you. We're going to introduce you

properly, sat next to me because as you know, I've been a fan of you forever and a day. And it's amazing

that you're launching your album literally upstairs today. This is really serendipitous, especially as we've spoken about the possibility of having you on the show. But this is a Saturday special. We've got some of your questions and Etta has headphones and she's going to join in. And the etter I'm talking about is Air Bond, everybody, Air Bonzi.

Hey! Hey, all right. So we should probably do a roll call.

Owen Cuts is here.

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