Episode 28: Lasagna For Everyone
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2023
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
The guys break down Old Timer’s Day and how electric Nick Swisher was. Tommy goes on a rant about how furious he is that Shawn Chacon never got invited to Old Timer’s Day when Aaron Small did. Severino continues to be a Cy Young front runner while Didi is heating back up. They also try to figure out why Chase Shreve has a roster spot and go on a rant about Greg Bird!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcast, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:09.2 | Welcome to another edition of the short porch. I'm your host Hubs. |
| 0:12.5 | Alongside me on the other side of the computer, Tommy Smokes, Tom Skubelli say hello. |
| 0:17.9 | Hello. That was a good hello. Thank you. You've improved from last week. |
| 0:22.0 | I've been practicing. You were very concerned about your hello last week. |
| 0:25.6 | I got better. I could tell you're over there. I went to the lab. I worked on it. |
| 0:30.0 | Yeah, I guess that's what happens. I could tell you're just like, you're not, you know, |
| 0:33.9 | when a pitcher like doesn't just think on the mound, he's throwing the ball. He's just having a |
| 0:38.4 | catch like that was your that was your hello just there. It was very confident. I like it. Thank you. |
| 0:43.4 | All right. Well, admittedly, I'm very, very, very exhausted. So you can you won't hear the most |
| 0:48.8 | exciting Hubs today. I'm just giving back from the Yankee game today. Long day at the park. |
| 0:54.4 | Sun was beating down on me because I had very good seats. So I was I was not covered by |
| 0:59.9 | not to brag at all. Although, if you were in the bleachers today, like I, |
| 1:03.6 | the bleachers are fun for like the playoffs. I couldn't sit in the bleachers today. |
| 1:06.9 | What I need to back for my seat at all times. And unless like I'm standing for the playoffs, |
| 1:11.9 | like every pitch, but just like those bleachers are one of their like 18 bucks a seat. |
| 1:17.8 | You can, you know, and you just want to go to a game with some friends and have some beers. |
| 1:21.4 | It's a pretty good investment, but it's it's tough. Yeah. And it's, I mean, I definitely don't |
| 1:26.4 | bring a girl there. If you go through all your buddies, like do that. Sure. But like the |
| 1:30.8 | metal seat, I just, I'm not a bleachers guy. Like, and I'm not, you know, I'm not like JJ is a big, |
| 1:37.0 | I, I mean, they're sitting in a suite or I'm not going to the game. That's an outrageous thing. |
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