Episode 28: Kevlar Dick Sock

Heartland Radio: Presented by The Pat McAfee Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

5 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2018

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

The Heartland crew sits down with comedian Dan Cummins, host of the wildly popular podcast Timesuck. The guys discuss the horrors of puberty, warn you of the dangers of dolphins, and provide the ultimate argument as to why the Earth is indeed not flat. Todd tests your knowledge with fact or fiction and tells you what happened today in history. The boys take a peek into their phone notes and take a stab at listener questions.

This episode features @toddmccomas, @tacticaldigs, @nickmaraldo, @thejeffvibbert, @internzito, @jourdynberry, and @d_cummins.

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0:00.0	It is indeed a pleasure to have this privilege to play here for you.
0:03.6	Are we in tend to give you a very fine program?
0:07.0	So just settle back, relax, and enjoy the moment, moment, moment.
0:11.5	Here we go. Welcome to Heartland Radio.
0:17.5	I'm Todd McCommus, at Todd McCommus.
0:19.5	I'm joined here with the regular cast of characters, digs,
0:22.5	at tactical digs to my right. How are you brother?
0:25.0	Good. How are you?
0:26.0	I'm good.
0:26.5	Good. Awesome. That's great to hear.
0:28.0	You're still sick. You've been sick all winter.
0:29.5	Yeah, I think, um, I had the fucking flu.
0:32.5	And then I think some other fucking sneaky disease snuck in while my immune system was down.
0:38.5	I think this is your life catching up to you.
0:40.5	Oh, you're gonna die.
0:42.5	I'm not a doctor.
0:43.5	I should have put you on my death pool.
0:44.5	It sounds like full blown AIDS.
0:46.5	Which is not a doctor.
0:48.5	Which is fine because that's not even a real disease anymore.
0:51.5	That's true. That's very, very, very beatable.
0:53.5	That's true.
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