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So good.

Well, you probably heard by now actor Val Kilmer as tragically died at age 65 from pneumonia in Los Angeles.

I don't have anything to say about that, but when people who are younger than me die, it bothers me a little extra, I have to say about that, but when people were younger than me die, it bothers me a little extra,

I have to say. So, rest in peace, Val Kilmer. All right, shall we do some fake news? Let's look at some

fake news. According to Futurism, Maggie Harrison Dupreys writing,

that after a single concussion, kids are 15% less likely to go to college.

Does that sound like real science to you?

After one concussion, kids are 15% less likely to go to college.

Do you know what else could be behind that number? Could it be that smart kids get fewer head

injuries? I'm just asking.

If I showed you a bunch of athletes,

and they were standing next to a bunch of athletes,

the athletes probably are going to break their heads a little bit more often,

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