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That's the good stuff.

Well, let's start with the fake news first.

We might get this on this somewhat real so was it so a headline I

think was in the hill said that top vaccine official at FDA resigns citing

RFK Jr. misinformation now if you saw that headline, would you think that the top vaccine official

decided he couldn't work there because RFK Jr. was full of misinformation?

Because that's what it says.

But if you read the article, it says that he was asked to resign or be terminated.

In other words, he was fired.

So first he's fired and then he's disgruntled and then he says that RFK Jr. only wants misinformation. I wouldn't take any of that seriously.

If you fire somebody in that situation, what do you think they're going to say? Do you think

they're going to say, you know, RFK Jr. was really right. I wasted my entire career. Everything I believed was probably

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