mate i've actually i don't know if i'm like making funny faces but i've fucking burnt my lip

i've drank all my water i keep going mm-hmm and try to moisten them but i know if i lick

them too much they'll get worse oh that's gonna blister up like a twat that is I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to Hey! Hello, hello and welcome to the Midlife Gamer podcast. Today is Thursday the 8th of March 2018. My name is Darren Baudoch. And joining me, as always, at the other end of the internet, we have the dashing debonair, and beautifully, he's wearing a scarf. Indoors, it must be cold down in Farreeland. It's the gorgeous Matthew Moore. How are you, fella? Very well, cold. Oh, bless here. Well, we've got plenty to talk about. I'm sure the weather will crop up at some point because we've had little snow and obviously Britain turns to shit at the side of any white stuff. Not talking about Charlie, by the way. So without further ado, ladies, gentlemen, let's kick back and relax and enjoy episode 279 of the Midlife Game of Podcast. And it's been around a month.

That's standard.

That's standard nowadays, Matthew.

I'm sure we've got up to one or two things since we last spoke.

And I don't always write these things down.

I'm always scratching my head when it comes for us to record.

I really should take notes of exceptional things that happen in my life

that bear some discussion on the podcast.

So that's a little thing that I'm going to assign myself to do.

But while I'm still racking my brains are trying to think of something

that I can actually talk about on the show,

what have you been up to here, my friend? I do what talk about on the show. What have you been up to, my friend?

I do what? I'm like you with this. Sometimes I'll sit there and I'll say to the wife, I'll be like,

have we done anything? Should we win an holiday? Oh shit, we went on holiday. We have done something.

I've not been an holiday, but there is a prime example. So I'm trying to sort of rack my brains.

I did, I did become, I became a community hero just a couple of the days ago.

There's a chap who, me and my buddy, see.

So I'm out twice a day with a friend of ours, Emma, and her dog Biscuit.

How often?

Twice a day.

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