Episode 279 - Lauren Flans

Probably Science

Andy Wood, Matt Kirshen

Jessecase, Comedy, News, Mattkirshen, Standup, Andywood, Science & Medicine, Science, Brookswheelan

4.8 • 707 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Actor/improviser Lauren Flans (@laurenflans) of Another Period, Wild 'n Out and the new podcast Tell Us We're Funny and We'll Go Away joins Matt and Andy to discuss travel credit cards and Mexican drugs, Orphan Black, anti-abortion teachers, legislating numbers, different infinities, '70s poison toys, radioactive Fiestaware, Gerrymandering and its origins, a fake RHCP song, lasers that can rip apart empty space, whales that talk, elephant painting, Svengali and Machiavelli, poisonous toad-eating crows and quokka pics.

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0:00.0	Probably Science
0:02.0	Hello and welcome to probably science.
0:14.0	Hey, I'm Matt Kirshin.
0:15.5	That you are. That you are.
0:17.3	I see what you mean. I see what you mean when you're in the receiving end of it.
0:19.5	Are you going to say it or do I have to say it?
0:21.5	I've got to rely on our keen sense of socialization.
0:26.4	It's very, yeah.
0:28.0	I should be sharper considering I took a Mexican jet pilot limitless drug this morning.
0:34.2	Is that what you did?
0:35.3	I took...
0:36.3	I had no idea how that sentence was going to finish after the word Mexican, or even if
0:40.8	there were going to be more words.
0:42.2	Yeah.
0:42.8	After I just took a Mexican.
0:43.9	I took a Mexican this morning, and I should be sharper.
0:46.2	I went to Puerto Vallada for a wedding, and as you do down there, you stop in the pharmacy.
0:51.6	You're like, what's over the counter here? And I think I told you, I bought this stuff last year, too, but we talked about this drug
0:58.5	called Pro Vigil, I think, is the, no, Modafinel is the generic name.
1:02.1	It's also known as Pro Vigil.
1:03.7	Prescribed with fighter pilots.
1:05.1	I'm yet to try this.
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