Episode 279: Grandma’s Leg Washers
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 28 November 2022
⏱️ 108 minutes
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Summary
Well, Thanksgiving is over! All of the little cousins have gone on their walks, all of the uncles have done their politics, and all of the Karens have returned their half-eaten turkeys for store credit because they found a bird poop in the neckhole. Now what?! We all return to our schools or works?? And just sit there without eating a bunch of bread?? This sucks! Yeah, it does. That’s why they invented YKS. Hey, maybe this will kind of suck a little bit less. And if not, hey, free poop in the neckhole.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters |
| 0:08.0 | Hope this decent stuff will suck to you, man |
| 0:11.0 | Cause I'm thinking these will stick in my pride and be the player |
| 0:15.0 | Baby, my congel, go man |
| 0:19.0 | I told you, I told you, I told you, I still keep drinking that garbage |
| 0:23.0 | I told you, I still keep drinking it up |
| 0:26.0 | Cause I love it, and I need it |
| 0:29.0 | And this is your kick-starters, subs |
| 0:34.0 | The podcast |
| 0:38.0 | Hi, it's Cynthia |
| 0:42.0 | You know |
| 0:45.0 | I'm feeling a little sick right now |
| 0:50.0 | Not feeling great, but anyway, I was listening to the newest episode |
| 0:58.0 | And you had some pointless anecdote |
| 1:03.0 | And actually, I can relate that to my life |
| 1:09.0 | With an even more pointless and just absolutely goddamn stupid story |
| 1:18.0 | That's really just wasting all of our time |
| 1:24.0 | Anyway, what do y'all do when you get sick? |
| 1:29.0 | Love the show, bye |
| 1:32.0 | Everybody, we're going to YKS, it's Mike and JF, thank you so much for wasting a couple hours |
| 1:37.0 | With these two lugs over here, my goodness |
| 1:41.0 | Ain't that nice, Mike? |
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