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Blocked Party

Episode 278: Austin Lonneberg v. A Redditor

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Austin Lonneberg (comedian) joins the show for the first time to tell us about a time he had to block a Redditor after the Reddit guy made fun of Austin's comedy and then when Austin went to check out his profile, he revealed...well, he took us to a very interesting sub-Reddit. We learned a lot. And that's not the only thing we learned a lot about on this episode, as Austin tells us about going to the gym late at night and this somehow leads to us diving WAY too deep into Steven Seagal's history, from his legendarily bad SNL performance to his horrendous recent movies. It's a wild rabbithole. Plus, Austin gets fooled on TikTok into watching Andrew Tate clips, Stefan checks in on Darren Rovell, and John sparks some funny text messages after Drake goes viral for a strange DM slide. If you want to slide into our DMs (sort of), you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Jacob Samuel joined us for one of the truly stupidest mailbags of all-time, where we spend 20 minutes answering a question in the dumbest way possible. This week, it's the return of the Canadian Education Programme as Lance St. Laurent returns to watch a beloved Canadian miniseries with us. We also have ad-free episodes and a whole lot more, so check it out! Austin Lonneberg is a comedian and you can follow him on social media for clips and tour dates at @austinlonneberg. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Martha listens to her favorite band all the time.

0:03.0

In the car?

0:04.9

Jim.

0:06.1

Even sleeping.

0:08.1

So when they finally went on tour, Martha bundled her flight and hotel on Expedia to see them live.

0:13.2

She saved so much she got her seat close enough to actually see and hear them.

0:18.1

Sort of.

0:19.4

You were made to scream from the front row. We were made to quietly save you more. Sort of. You were made to scream from the front row.

0:21.7

We were made to quietly save you more.

0:24.1

Expedia, made to travel.

0:26.4

Savings vary and subject to availability.

0:28.1

Light inclusive packages are at all protected.

0:30.2

If you have any questions or concerns about this week's episode,

0:32.4

please call her text producer Dan at 778-28-98-9-2-5.

0:37.3

Start the party, Dan.

0:38.3

It's time to turn it up. We're getting crazy going wild, fucking nasty stuff. Dude scrolling outside of butted up. It's fire. Boom, brook, mad pub, sticking up the number lines. We don't want to go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get on line and get on ass and block. We don't follow the rules. Do whatever we want

0:54.3

It's fuck-burn in the market

0:55.3

Like for tweeted the duck

0:56.3

Fuck Party I want to get our ass. We don't follow the rules. We do whatever we want. It's Block Party, the podcast, I quote, we did a duck.

0:57.4

Block Party.

0:58.6

Block Party.

0:59.7

Block Party, Mom.

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