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Episode 277: 'The Holiday Sitter' with Justin Kirkland

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4.7932 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

This Christmas, Jonathan Bennett channels John Ritter (in Rossini loafers).

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0:00.0

Today we are cancelling the apocalypse.

0:04.0

I gotta get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and sparkle,

0:06.0

me at least sparkle.

0:07.0

I know what some of your big city no bra wear and hairy-legged women livers might say.

0:11.0

Hello everyone and welcome to Maximum film.

0:14.1

It's episode 277 and look we're in Christmas heaven.

0:18.9

It's your host if you wide away and in the booth with me all my friends so let me introduce you to names first up we have I think

0:26.8

this is maximum power Christmas daddy right now he is glowing Like you if you've watched Akita when when it's just in the big ball but

0:36.8

imagine that it's tinsel and and ornaments and garland just just exploding out of the house the Dural day household.

0:46.7

A lot of the Dural day what's good? Oh yes if he had my my catamari ball is rolling

0:52.1

up six that's that's my only video game metaphor for this.

0:55.3

It's a good one.

0:56.3

What's good for me is, I'll tell you, you know, I have lived in Los Angeles, well, 23 years, this

1:02.3

go round, an aggregate of like 25 years now, and I'm always

1:06.4

discovering new things I didn't know about. Turns out that by the 101 coffee shop there is an actual monastery filled with actual nuns making

1:16.8

actual baked goods they make a pumpkin bread that is so good they They make amazing peanut brittle. They have a gift

1:25.1

shop that is walk in open one day a week, but you can also go to, I kid you not,

1:30.9

monastery goodies.com and order online, whatever it is they're currently putting

1:36.8

out at the moment I think it might just be the pumpkin bread, but man it is some really good

1:40.9

pumpkin bread made by brides of Christ.

1:44.6

Okay, the, the, the, I just had every emotion go across my face

1:49.3

with that story.

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