Episode 277: Mini Horse Mane
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2020
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Ho ho the mistletoe, everybody! We start off this holiday edition with a listener email about having a problem with a neighbor's chickens (it's not romantic!). After that, it's another email: this time with a question that came up over a Cameo. Then, it's on to the topic of Russian Jesus (a Siberian cult leader). We also talk about upcoming Tik Tok star (no, not Earl), Sasha Obama. Asking yourself where the horse talk is? Well, you've waited long enough, you horsers. This one's about a woman who bit the mane of a miniature horse because she thought it was candy. Don't do drugs, kids. Then, it's a lurid tale of a flight attendant, who was allegedly selling her "services" in the skies. After that, we talk about a UK man who really thought out of the box when it came to wearing a mask in public. Sick of no Chinese cats falling out of buildings and knocking old men down stories being discussed? Well, get ready, because here's the first (and probably only) one. Ending the holiday episode on a high note, we discuss a senior living place that made one resident's dream come true.
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| 0:00.0 | I was needed to need to need |
| 0:06.0 | I spoke to you |
| 0:08.0 | so I could tell you how you feel |
| 0:18.0 | feel |
| 0:20.0 | it's having been |
| 0:22.0 | it's every common and so It's a fucking a fucking good deal. |
| 0:25.0 | It's a fucking good deal. |
| 0:29.0 | They're going to stand there. They call me dead. Then you should know me. |
| 0:35.0 | Then you should know me. |
| 0:40.0 | Day, then you shan know me. Day Nation nobody. Danish and shadow me. |
| 1:05.0 | Day is shadow me. We're back. |
| 1:15.0 | back. |
| 1:20.0 | Here's Johnny. Johnny. |
| 1:23.0 | Is this our Christmas edition? |
| 1:25.0 | Uh, yeah, I think it is actually. |
| 1:28.0 | Let me check that date on that because we are one ahead. |
| 1:32.0 | Yes, right now it's uh wait yeah this will be it's the |
| 1:37.1 | 21st it's Christmas week everybody nobody by the way nobody listens |
| 1:40.6 | oh the missle toe. |
| 1:45.0 | I don't know though, it's a weird year where, you know, a lot of people are, their work schedules |
| 1:49.3 | aren't what they were before, so who knows? |
| 1:51.7 | That's true. This could be a classic that nobody listens to but yeah could be. Chestnuts roasting by an open fire. |
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