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Well, here's some good news from space.

There's a private lunar lander that's carrying a drill and a vacuum and just landed on the

moon.

Now, I think this is a good idea. So it's got a drill and a vacuum. So when I look at the

moon, the first thing I think is, God, it's dusty up there, isn't it? So they put a vacuum on the

moon. I don't know if it's going to vacuum the entire moon or just the front side, because we don't have to see the dark side.

So that's good. Finally, somebody put a vacuum on the moon.

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