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Thank you, Paul.

I know you don't like it when I say thank you,

but I always appreciate it.

Like, it's not trivial.

So thank you.

Well, so there was this morning, Jeff Bezos sent a letter to his Washington Post team. And this is just about one of the most interesting things I've seen in a long time.

So as you know, the Washington Post gets accused of being sort of a leftist tool.

And then Bezos is not really super political. He's more about just making stuff work.

So here's what he wrote to his team and then he's posting it so we can see it too.

And I thought I would read it because it's the sort of thing if you paraphrase it,

you're not going to get it right.

Because there's some nuance here.

So let me just read it.

All right.

Jeff Bezos, he says, I share this note with the Washington Post team this morning. I'm writing to let you just read it. All right, it's Jeff Bezos. He says, I share this note with the Washington Post team this morning.

I'm writing to let you know about a change coming to our opinion pages.

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