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Abe Lincoln's Top Hat

Episode 276: Airport Limbo

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat

The Last Podcast Network

Ben Kissel, Comedy, Last Podcast Network, Fernando Perez Leon, Society & Culture, Politics, News, Travis Irvine

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2016

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Ben recaps the West Virginia primaries, conducts an in-depth analysis of Bernie/Trump supporters, and tells the harrowing tale of his ten hour layover at O'Hare Airport.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let the word go far.

0:01.8

Pull me one.

0:02.8

Are you fired up?

0:03.8

I'm not a crook.

0:04.6

Are you ready to go?

0:05.8

Shame on you.

0:06.8

Shame on you.

0:07.6

Yeah.

0:08.6

Shame on you.

0:10.0

It's Abe Lincoln's Top Hat, hosted by Ben Kissel.

0:13.8

Yeah.

0:14.8

Yeah.

0:15.8

The boomin can't get fooled again.

0:19.6

Welcome to the show, everyone.

0:20.5

I'm Ben Kissel.

0:21.8

Now Marcus Parks, he's not here.

0:23.9

But Mary Kelly is here with me.

0:25.3

Thanks for being here, Mary.

0:26.7

Marcus is currently in Texas.

0:28.6

He's busy.

0:29.5

He's on a vacation.

0:30.4

He's digging up a bunch of bones.

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