Episode 275: John and Stefan's Fast Track

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

It's the final episode of Freaky February and it's time to take the ultimate challenge: an episode of Howell Dawdy's Fast Track, where we have to write a song in 30 minutes or less. Now, we aren't the musical genius that Howell is, so we decided to write a parody song instead of an actual, "we play the instruments" song, but look...we aren't very good at that either. After canvassing people to find out what the most annoying song at karaoke is, we settled on a parody of "Sweet Caroline", a song we both hate, and of course...we make it about needing to poop really bad. If you have an urge to do something else, why not head on over to our Patreon and support the Blocked Boys doing what they love? It's just $5/month at patreon.com/blockedparty for THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Ivan Decker joined us for the triumphant return of "Word Up!", our Cameo-themed bonus episodes, and this week, it's the thrilling conclusion of Blocked Party D&D: Season 3, with our good friends Mike and Jesse from Your Kickstarter Sucks. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and more, so check it out! Howell Dawdy's Fast Track is available wherever you get your pods. You can follow him on Twitter at @howelldawdy and you can donate to his Patreon at patreon.com/howelldawdy. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Martha listens to her favorite band all the time.
0:03.0	In the car?
0:04.9	Jim.
0:06.1	Even sleeping.
0:08.1	So when they finally went on tour, Martha bundled her flight and hotel on Expedia to see them live.
0:13.2	She saved so much she got her seat close enough to actually see and hear them.
0:18.1	Sort of.
0:19.4	You were made to scream from the front row. We were made to quietly save you more. Sort of. You were made to scream from the front row.
0:21.7	We were made to quietly save you more.
0:24.1	Expedia, made to travel.
0:26.4	Savings vary and subject to availability.
0:28.1	Light inclusive packages are at all protected.
0:30.1	Hello everybody and welcome back to the thrilling conclusion of the first ever
0:34.3	freaky February here on Blocked Party where we are doing episodes of our favorite podcasts.
0:40.9	And we purposely did not include this one on the poster
0:43.5	because it is our biggest challenge to date.
0:47.3	This time around, Stefan and I will be doing an episode
0:50.1	of Howell Dottie's Fast Track,
0:52.6	where if you don't know anything about that show, it's a fantastic
0:55.3	show. You should listen to it. Our friend and musician and comedian, Howell Dottie, has people on
1:01.3	the show and they have to write a song in 30 minutes. Now, obviously, Stefan and I have no musical
1:08.0	ability whatsoever. I mean, well, I have a little more than me. I can play drums and
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