What's up, Dickies? It is Monday, February 21st. My son's birthday, baby! Big boy turned six. Big T, big Tigger, big Tiger.

Turn six years old. Man, you just wish he could freeze him in time. You wish he could freaking freeze him.

Yeah, you wish he could freeze him. He's just growing up, man. He's growing up. Yeah, he wanted a frory theme cake.

When he asked that, I was like, this is kids out of his mind. Oh, damn, where do we get these ice cubes? Mike. Mike made this?

No, he had the trick. Oh, shit, that's fancy. All right. Wow, geez. He's really looking up at thick boy. All right, big Mike. Damn, that's fantastic. Just wanted a little drink here.

But yeah, man, you know, birthday with the kiddos. God is their life different than mine. On my birthday, my dad.

You know, I think I have my cupcake and I got to watch TV when I want to watch that night or go to a movie or some shit. But it is what it is, man. It is what it is.

Yesterday, I asked him, I said, what do you want? He was like, Dad, I just want to slurpee.

So I tried to monitor his sugar, right? Because I was like sugar king when I was a kid. And I think it's because some issues for me down the road.

But I'm not like the weird parent that doesn't want the kid to try like you don't want the kid who's never had a twizzler and they gets the middle school and then gets a twizzler and he's fucking, you know, he's doing heroin.

I've seen it happen a million times. It's a dangerous road to go down next thing. You know, he's idolizing you for you. You don't want that, man.

I grew up on Saved by the Bell and freaking Dunk of Rouge. You feel me? So for him, I don't want to be the weird kid who's never asked candy because he has candy but I do try to live it somewhat.

And he had a slurpee, I don't know. Six months ago. And then now he just, he that's his like special treat or slurpees.

One's the last time he had a slurpee dude. He only likes the original Coca-Cola slurpee.

Oh, that one. He likes nothing else. This original Coca-Cola slurpee. And then my youngest son, Boston, he doesn't like sweet at all. He's like, get this poison on my face. I'm like, all right.

I've had Mr. Air Wong. I've had Doug.

Yeah, B days, man. B days for the kid is going to make him special, dude. So it's a good weekend, man. Good weekend, the family.

Then Chris D'Lia, my brother from another mother that looks like a bird. Chris D'Lia was in Brea. He's in Brea, California doing shows. That's just artwork.

That's me and Chris there. And I finally got his don't push me, merch on. Yeah, I get the don't push me, merch on. It's some of my favorite merch of all time. The hats are my absolute favorite.

Yeah, dude. There's Chris there, man. I just can't say enough great things about the dude. You want to tell someone who's completely reinvented themselves. And obviously went through some rough times and put in the work and gives the therapy more than anybody I know my life.

And he's a great dad and it's changes perspective on life and comedy. And I was talking about real substance on stage. And you know, that's that's how it should work, man. That's called that's called growing up.

I find it interesting. You know, he's also a guy where.

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