Episode 274: Mike’s Joke Corner

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2022

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Do I detect a new segment?? That Mike hates a lot?? Oh baby! I’m like a pig in shit. (Pigs like to be in shit, if you don’t know a lot about pigs or shit.) On today’s show we reflect on Enjoying the Film, HorseTimes, and, yes, Mike’s Joke Corner. That’s why I named the show that! Plus, we got iFood (finally!), a stupid fuckin pen, the Mikey Miles Fitness Routine, and I think there’s at least one Kickstarter in here that someone will get mad at us for talking about, so that’s good. But come on. With that thing.

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0:00.0	Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters
0:08.0	Hopeless decent stuff to suck to the man
0:11.0	Cause I'll make a decent stick in my body to be a player
0:14.0	It makes my congel go mad
0:18.0	I'll still keep drinking that garbage
0:23.0	I'll still keep drinking it up
0:26.0	Cause I love it, and I need it
0:29.0	And this is no kick-starters' subs
0:33.0	The podcast
0:37.0	Hey fellas, big fans in the show
0:41.0	I'm a new listener, I'm catching up on the bat catalog
0:45.0	and I just watch a Pacific Rim so I could do gestuary and I realize what the heck I'm doing
0:52.6	gestuary in my tober. What the hell? Isn't that crazy? Anyway, my life is really bad, but thank
1:05.8	y'all for the podcast. Bye. Everybody, I'm going to YKS, Mike and JF here to let you know it's okay
1:12.8	to do a little gestuary in my tober. Nothing wrong with that. No log against it, Mike. Don't get
1:17.7	too crazy. Don't get too carried away. All right. Why? It's my tober for God's sake.
1:26.6	It's Mike's over, but some people celebrate gestuary a little early, actually. And some people
1:31.1	may do my tober a little bit later in the year when they're kind of feeling, you know, maybe
1:35.0	a lot of some people doing Christmas. You know, maybe they do my tober and Christmas.
1:38.8	I think some people are getting into the gestuary spirit a little bit early. I was at the
1:43.1	Walgreens and I saw they had the posters for Pacific Rim up, you know, and they are fucking
1:50.6	releasing the RIPD2, right? Yes. Did I dream that? No, that's actually true. Well, someone was
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