Episode 274 - How Much To F*ck That Parrot?

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 19 October 2018

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss the death of Dennis Hof, how Ross has found a new way to beat the stress of TSA screenings, teaching your child not to be a snitch, why Roseanne tanked in the ratings after they killed her off, and Jables is bringing you an all new "Crime Corner". Buy Ross' New Audiobook https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Welcome to the Ross!
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution.
0:18.0	brought to you by Black Rifle Coffee dot com. A billy, a billy, a billy, a billy, a billy, a billy, the fucking loneries up to a billion dollars, James.
0:34.0	Come on, come on.
0:38.0	Is it gonna be like a couple from Wilmington this time?
0:42.8	Or is it going to be the lady in the weird town in Florida?
0:46.6	I don't know.
0:47.6	So we may have discussed this, may not have.
0:50.0	I did a movie in, I want to say 2002-ish right where my character worked at an office and all he did
0:57.0	was play the lottery and he was convinced he was going to win the lottery.
0:59.6	Okay. At his certain gas station, right?
1:04.0	At this one convenient store, because it's always some weird name store.
1:08.0	Exactly.
1:09.0	So, ever since then, I have been buying lottery tickets for I don't know 15 20 years or whatever it is at this point 2002
1:19.7	Super quick with math, 16 years.
1:22.8	But I only do it if it's over $100 million.
1:25.8	So I don't do like the fucking nine or like,
1:28.9	oh, it's a 12 million or bam-bam-bam-b-b-b-a.
1:32.4	I don't. Because I think it's a waste of money obviously and you're not going to win it. But anything
1:38.3	over a hundo, I'm all in. Okay. So I've been playing as this has been going along since probably about 250 because I've been out of town.
1:48.0	Some states don't have it. I was in Atlanta, Georgia and they don't have that lottery there.
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