I worked it out.

Even if I, yeah, ha ha. Hey!

Hello, hello, and welcome to the Midlife Gamer Podcast.

Today is Monday the 18th of September 2017.

And my name is Darren Bullock, joining me at the other end of the YouTube.

As always, we have the dashing debonair, gloriously sexy man, Mr. Matthew Moore.

How are you, sir?

Tremendous.

Excellent, excellent.

I'm looking at my, I'm looking at my levels.

I am.

I'm looking at my levels.

I'm worried.

I'm not high enough, but you know what?

If anything, if there's one thing that Matthew's good at, it's pumping me up.

So I'm, I trust that he's going to pump me up in post during the edit. But, uh, but hey, ladies gentlemen, keep back relax and enjoy episode 24 of the Midlife Game of Podcast. Is that right, 274? Oh, it's been a while, hasn't it? Hey? Right then, brother. Let's, uh, let's get cracking with the knacking. What's, uh, what's going on in your world? Shit, son, everything's going on. Check that. I had an eye test. I had an eye test. It was the first eye test for 19 years.

I remember I've always been colourblind and I think maybe long-sighted.

So part of me is sort of like both me and the wife had got into this convinced state that I'm now going to be a glasses person.

And even I had kind of sold it. She was liking it from some kind of a bullshit fashion point of view.

And I could look sexy in glasses.

Maybe I could pull off the whole Clark Kent thing and then take whips off his glasses and there he is.

Really?

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