It's called coffee with Scott Adams.

It's the best thing that ever happened to you.

But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand

with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup of margar, a glass,

a tank of your tachia, a canteen, jugger, flask, a vessel, and eat kind, fill it with your

favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. The dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now.

Spectacular. Oh, it just keeps getting better.

Well, let's talk about the people who wasted money on research.

Number one, the Daily Mail is reporting that, according to new research,

people who are attractive get paid 11% more.

As if my followers didn't know that already. who are attractive get paid 11% more.

As if my followers didn't know that already.

So I hope you're all enjoying your 11% extra pay because, let's face it,

you are the sexiest, best-looking group of people in the entire planet.

So it was a little bit unfair, but I think they could have saved a little bit of time and money by just asking me. Just ask Scott. Hey, Scott, do you think attractive

people make more money? Yes. Do you think people who are men who are taller make more money?

Yes. You don't have to do that one either. I know all the answers to these.

How about another one? According to Cy Post, Latimer Henry writes that anchor might

enhance creative performance. Again, just ask me. Really, you could just ask me.

Really, you could just ask me.

...