see me for what I really am okay that's a homosexual okay there's a place

everyone goes for fun and the sun it's Appalachian I want to I want to position

myself to be the Appalachian tour guy yeah you know the way you call it you

know how like a doll he's like come visit the smokies yeah and different

people say come visit you know Arnold Schwarzenegger said that come visit

California you want to be the governor you want to be the gay face

of Appalachia well yeah I mean I I got a couple of hurdles to jump through

before I get there but yeah Tom sex and gay face of Appalachia

dude do you think that I feel like I always heard growing up that when

you're in training like police training that you have to get tased you know

how like when people buy a a bark collar for their dogs and they like they

like I had to try it out almost so first before you know what I'm talking

about yeah yeah which is well there's videos I remember there's videos of

different wasper place officers get tays they put that shit on YouTube don't do

that really yeah you never see I've never showed that video no that's hilarious

they find that they find that funny it's like what well I mean what's the

underlying philosophy it's like if we're going to be using this on the

population we need to know how it feels first I guess no I think it's more to

do it's like it's like a hazing ritual or something I must look at the hilarious

thing about it is if you watch it it's almost in the style of a of a baptism you

got two older men holding the young cop by either arm while the young cop is

bracing himself to be baptized and then the guy goes counts off one two and then

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