Episode 273: Salient Points

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2016

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Today on Round Table: Indian police force a thief to ingest four dozen bananas in an attempt to retrieve a gold chain he had swallowed, a Tampa neighborhood discovers almost 900 sex offenders living in their midst, and a package thought to contain a bomb in Alabama turns out to be full of hot dogs. Joining us today: Ian Fidance!

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0:00.0	The round table.
0:01.4	Gentlemen!
0:02.0	Ah!
0:03.0	Let's broaden our minds!
0:05.0	Hello, gentlemen!
0:07.0	Hello, everyone!
0:08.0	What?
0:09.0	I am at will!
0:13.0	Stand right, gentlemen!
0:15.0	Gentlemen of the round table!
0:16.0	What's the topic of discussion?
0:19.0	Civility, gentlemen.
0:21.0	Always civility.
0:26.0	Close your eyes.
0:29.0	For a guided meditation.
0:31.0	All right?
0:33.0	You're looking down at yourself,
0:35.0	and you see that big belly,
0:37.0	and you're feeling bad about yourself, right?
0:39.0	You don't know who you are yet,
0:41.0	but you're feeling bad about yourself,
0:43.0	and you put the run and shoes on,
	...

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