Thank you, Charles Rstein, a canteen, joker, flask, a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid I like coffee.

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The thing that makes everything better, it's called the simultaneous sub and it happens to outgo.

Ah. Same shirt. Are you just now noticing that I wear the same shirt every day?

It's true. Sometimes not on laundry day, but most of the time. Well, did you know that unsweetened coffee is associated with

reduced risk of Alzheimer and Parkinson's disease according to cypos? Yes. There's nothing that

coffee can't do. And this is the reason that I stopped doing cold plunges. You know, everybody's like,

oh, take a cold plunge. Take a cold plunge. It hurts a lot.

It's so painful. Do it. Do it. It's good for you. And I say, how painful is that? That looks

like really painful. Oh, it's really painful. It's good for you. So instead of cold plunges,

I have a big vat full of warm coffee and I just roll around in it every day.

And that's why I don't have Alzheimer's or Parkinson's.

Yeah, it's not an accident, people.

Well, I hope you see the video that's going around of an Air Force veteran who was assigned

to pick up alien wreckage and he would take his helicopter

out so the military has assigned him to do this.

And he said most of the things he picked up were just secret government programs and stuff.

But once he saw non-human egg-shaped aircraft while working on his

secret UFO retrieval program, according to the New York Post.

Now, here's what's funny. You'd have to see his eyes when he's describing it.

Now, I always tell you that the lying eyes are the ones to get wide.

If you watch the politicians, you can turn off the sound,

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