Or pouring in even earlier than normal.

You're so smart.

I started 30 seconds early and you're still here on time.

Let me get my comments working and then I'll give you the show you've been craving.

Well, maybe not craving, but expecting.

Do, do, do, do, do, craving, but expecting. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and I'm pretty sure you've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to take your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains,

all you need for that is a cup or a mugger, a glass of tanker,

a chalice, dine, a canteen, jugger flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

Join me now for the unparallel pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day,

the thing that makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip, and you're going to love it.

Go. just sipping you're gonna love it go

well I'm right again it was terrific I knew it all right you ready for this

there's going to be a PDDdy documentary coming out telling us some of the bad things

he's done. I don't know if he's heard, but this guy named Diddy has done allegedly some bad stuff.

I won't give you any hints about it, but I will warn you that the documentary effect is an effect. I warn you

often that if you see a documentary on any topic, it's going to be nonstop, you know, at least an

hour of things on one side and not the other side. So, I hate to say this.

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