Episode 272: Too Many Soups

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat

The Last Podcast Network

Ben Kissel, Comedy, Last Podcast Network, Fernando Perez Leon, Society & Culture, Politics, News, Travis Irvine

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2016

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Today on Top Hat: Marcus and Ben speculate on why Ted Cruz bought 100 cans of soup the day after he got back from his honeymoon and Hillary's bomb here in New York.

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0:00.0	Let the word go forth.
0:01.8	Pull me once.
0:02.6	Are you fired up?
0:03.7	I'm not a crunk.
0:04.6	Are you ready to go?
0:05.8	Shame on you.
0:06.6	Shame on you.
0:07.6	Woo!
0:08.6	Hey, little one.
0:09.9	It's Abe Lincoln's Top Hat, hosted by Ben Kistle.
0:13.8	Yeah.
0:15.8	You fool, we can't get fooled again.
0:18.2	Turn up your treblow with your butthole on the speaker.
0:22.8	That's how it works, right?
0:24.0	That's always out work.
0:25.0	Yes, grid open your cheeks.
0:27.6	Oh, every political talk show.
0:29.4	Podcast starts with that.
0:31.8	Broom.
0:34.4	Oh my God.
0:35.0	Howard Stern was such an innovator.
0:36.8	Who was?
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