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Alert alert danger danger emergency emergency clear the airwaves clear all airwaves

It's the national emergency edition of the Jim Cornett experience we're all

gonna die it's an emergency and today we're gonna talk about emergencies

fake ones and real ones the fake one the border wall the real one Monday night

raw plus we've been named the best podcast of the year last year by somebody

at least and we'll have an update today on C2E2 have a beef with Jim Cornett

and so much more and joining me now our field correspondent ladies and gentlemen

he is Hawaiian Brian the podcasting lion the king of the Arcadian Vanguard podcast network

mr. co-host to use swammy's pappy the post office playboy the proprietor of the fringethost

sheto the Edward R. Murrow of podcasting the great Brian last oh Brian oh low-hodge him

what a pleasure to be here today for this national emergency edition I'm just sadam scared

I'm just so scared because there's an emergency the emergency we found out

was not of course as we all knew that this fucking moron this pig-faced fucking

creepin in the white house wants to build a wall because he somehow is the only people that

now are left with him are the people that believe that there was ever gonna be a wall built or

or that anything of him is necessary everybody else has figured it out so he's gonna build this god

damn wall so he declares a national emergency so that he can steal money from

from shit that actually needs money spent on it militarily and constructurally they're not

gonna build a school in Kentucky here because they got to build the wall now but one of our

republican of Creighton's criminals politicians said well that's okay because they'd rather have

they'd be better off having better border security than a fucking school to go to in Kentucky

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