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The Kickabout With Johnny Vaughan

Episode 272 – Commuting Flies to Hell

The Kickabout With Johnny Vaughan

Radio X

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2021

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Toby and Johnny chat Messi, lawn bowls and the implications of introducing holograms at Crystal Palace. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on kickabout@radiox.co.uk

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0:00.0

A safe trip begins with TRIP.

0:03.0

Take a road trip with your family, get there safely.

0:06.0

Do your trip checks.

0:08.0

T, drop up on island fuel, R, rest every two hours to

0:13.0

I inspect your pressure and tread.

0:16.0

P, preparing for the weather ahead.

0:18.0

A safe trip begins with TRIP. Oh, yes, that's, oh, yes, a safe trip begins with TRIP

0:21.5

O-I-P

0:22.6

A safe trip begins with T-R-R-I-I-I-I-I-I-E

0:25.8

Do the four trip

0:26.7

before every journey

0:28.1

National Highways

0:29.6

The Kickabout with Johnny Vaughn

0:32.4

Radio X

0:34.4

The Well, good morning to you. Welcome to the King of Out. Happy Saturday, certainly. This is an alternative build out of the weekend. Sporting Fish. There's no doubt about that one. And what a weekend of sport, it is going to be.

0:56.6

Truly, so much going on.

0:58.6

It's almost like we're going to stop talking now and just get on with the sport,

1:02.4

because there really is so much sport going on this weekend.

1:05.9

I should just shut up and let it happen right now.

1:08.8

I shouldn't go on about how much sport. There is. Ladies and gentlemen, no woodman today. I'm Johnny Vaughn. I'm joined by Toby Tarant, ladies and gentlemen. Cricket Toby Tarant. Morning, Toby. How are you? Absolute privilege and an honour to be here alongside you, Johnny. On this, the weekend of weekends. Yeah, and I'm worried that we're

1:28.7

almost talking too much because there's so much sport to get through. But here we are talking about it.

1:32.8

I don't want this bit to run long. No, the worst thing we could do is run the clock down now.

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