Hey folks, it's Ted Bell here. I'll be live at Ted's in Beverly Hills today for a very special show.

I'm Ted Bell. Ted Bell can. We'll be the name of this show because we're going to try to move past the events of last Thursday.

If you want to know what those were, stick around for today's show. And by the way, if you want to know the angst that goes into shows like this,

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you can hear me during the pre-show, right Bob? Yeah, that's true. I don't know if you want to point that out. I'm pointing it out. You can hear me during the pre-show,

basically embarrassing myself and talking about how I feel like he feels he got, and we're using this word, he feels he got raped on Thursday night with the free beer.

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The greatest value online other than porn. Hey folks, it's Ted Bell here from Ted's You Beverly Hills. And I've got a special show for you today.

I am going to be talking about how special Ted's You Beverly Hills is and Bob Green is here. And I've noticed we're on the Veranda.

The new rooftop Veranda, this is our new rooftop dining experience, and you've got a nice view of Beverly Hills.

Except please, well Ted said I could mention there's a, we got a beautiful view of Beverly Hills. We really do. I'm looking at a gas station over here though.

You said I could mention. Okay, all right, we got a great view. There's a gas station to the left.

Tell you what I want to do here is I want to make myself feel better. Okay. Hey listen gather round everybody. That's right gather round because Ted Bell is here.

And what kind of stuff does Ted Bell have? I've got the, I've got the Ted's You Beverly Hills, Ted Lit. I've got the Kansas City broiled Ted Band. I got it all.

I'm Ted Bell. Okay, yeah. Who can take the sunrise? Sprinkle it with dew. Yeah. Cover it with tentables and a tent to Ted Bell can.

Oh yeah, Ted Bell can. Come on, but Ted Bell can.

Ted Bell can because he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good. Hey, hey listen, who can take a Ted Lit? Yeah, and put it in your face.

And then sit it in front of you and give you that fun. He didn't, he didn't rehearse this. I'm making it up as I go along. I'm trying to kill, kill a music. Charlie Devon.

Okay. Kill it. This is Bob grain. Wait, wait, I can, I can do it. I just try to pick up my mood. Yeah, this is Bob grain. Ted's is a little upset. And listen, we're going to get you through this Ted. Yeah.

On Thursday night, Ted had a big basketball, excuse me, a big hockey night, a big hockey promotion in the prime rib room. Here at Ted's in Beverly Hills.

And you probably heard him earlier in the week. He was talking about it. Right? Yeah, go ahead. All right, I'm trying to help you through this. I know.

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