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The dopamine of the day, the thing makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip.

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Oh.

You know, I remember hearing a hypothesis. Somebody else came up with it a long time ago.

The purpose of dancing was so that primitive people could look like they were one larger beast.

So if he were a lion and you saw one human, you'd say, I could take that human,

and the lion would kill you. But if you saw a bunch of humans, you know, standing next to each

other and they were all acting in unison, hey, aye, y, y, oh, hey, yeah, the lion might think,

wait a minute, it looks like one giant creature. They're all operating in unison.

And when I do the simultaneous sip, I always feel it connects us to something

like really basic in our biology that doing something at the same time makes you feel safer.

I wonder if anybody feels that at some, you know, non-conscious level.

Just wonder. Because a lot of people say that they enjoy, they get some kind of dopamine

hit from doing the simultaneous sip. There might actually be a deep evolutionary reason that that feels good to do things at the same time.

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