M.SW. Media.

So yeah, now it's cleanup on aisle 45 time.

And for a long while yet, it is going to be cleanup on aisle 45.

Hey, everybody. Welcome to episode 271 of cleanup on aisle 45.

It's Wednesday, April 1st. I'm Allison Gill. AG, April 1st, we know what that means. Hey, y'all, is Harry Dunn? And happy April Fool's Day. Okay, now check this out. We got a lot of stories to talk about, and none of them are jokes. We promise all the news we're going to cover today is real.

However, we just wish that it wasn't, including members of the January 6th mob,

filing a class action lawsuit against the Capitol Police and a white supremacist in

Fallbrook, California murdered a landscaper.

Good Lord.

Yeah, I wish these weren't real, but they are.

And I highly recommend everybody check out.

You chatted with Katie Fang on her YouTube channel about this, too.

Everybody check that out.

Plus, Corey Lewandowski, Captain of the fuck jet, is out at the

Department of Homeland Security. I know we're not supposed to really swear too much

on the public episode, but I can't

not talk about the fuck jet. But

CPAC was a bust. We're going to talk about that. And

we don't have reading news, but we got some Pillow Man News. He's lost in court again. He's lost in court again. But before we get to any of that, we have new patrons to thank, including a sojourner, Wendy Engel Murphy, Todd Rodman, and Paula Keys. And then our Hall of Famers, David and Brooklyn, Mr. Halfspeed, The Future is Not Looking Bright, Star Lennis, Joan

Qualls, Kate, Just Kate, Joey Merck, Jenna High Smith, Mitchell, Fran Reichenbach, and Clovers Tree 73.

Thank you so much for your support. We couldn't do this without you. We appreciate you

supporting independent media. All right, we might as well dive into this bullshit story from Politico.

...