Episode 270: Monkey Labor Party
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2020
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
O'Neill starts the show fired up out of the gate over these vicious "monkey labor" allegations against Thailand. We briefly discuss the Robert Kardashian hologram that everyone is asking for this holiday season. There's some brief MMA talk and even a quick discussion about a woman's relationship from the Real Housewives of Orange County (what range!). O'Neill switches gears by bringing up the lucrative business of VR p*rno. He also discusses Matty McConaughey's new book (seems like a must read!). Then, we talk about gorillas going wild at the San Diego Zoo with a quote from one of the biggest zoo lovers in the world! O'Neill mentions an MMA conspiracy theory. Also, we talk about a story that involves a man paying for "full contact" treatment with an animal. Spoiler alert: it didn't end well.
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| 0:00.0 | It's all you out there grazing on some grass couldn't help to notice that gorgeous |
| 0:05.6 | as that tail flips so seductively almost like a hand was welcome to me |
| 0:12.0 | you're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 0:16.0 | I don't want to fuck you now. |
| 0:18.0 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 0:22.0 | I don't want to fuck you don't want to fucking know |
| 0:24.0 | But baby girl do you want an apple? |
| 0:27.0 | I'll take you to the wedding chapel. |
| 0:30.0 | Hey baby girl do you want some grains |
| 0:33.0 | your hindquarters are making me insane |
| 0:36.0 | You're a beautiful animal but I don't want to fuck you |
| 0:40.0 | I don't want to fuck you now |
| 0:42.0 | You're a beautiful and old but I don't want to |
| 0:45.7 | fuck you don't want to fucking I might be a man you might be a man you might be a few. But this bond between us is an overwhelming force they |
| 1:01.0 | could see inside us then they know that it's inside us then they know that it's true |
| 1:06.0 | then you'd be inside me |
| 1:09.0 | can I be inside you I'm being here. |
| 1:19.0 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. I don't want to fuck you know. |
| 1:21.0 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 1:25.0 | Don't want to fucking know. |
| 1:27.0 | You're beautiful animal but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 1:31.0 | No, but I don't want to fuck you. Don't want to fuck you. |
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