Episode 270 | Diddy Is A False Idol

New Rory & MAL

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Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2024

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Well the tide has turned and it’s finally time for Rory to get cooked for a bad take. On our latest Patreon Rory vehemently said Chris Rock isn’t an A-List celebrity. All of us, including Clay, went at him (join our patreon to participate in that debate https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal). Mal has been searching his name and checking out comments made about his rap battle commentary. Make sure you all keep that same energy when you see him. Mal also thinks a man was in love with him, and asks Rory if he ever had the same experience (10:45). In serious news, we react to the hotel video of Diddy and his apology video (15:10). Julian joins the episode after leaving a modeling gig early (58:17). We discover that Mal has a new hairstyle (1:02:30). We give an update on our guy Clay. Following his episode, Celina Powell and Mal began speaking and shared a lot of messages (1:07:33). The guys mention some albums they’ve been listening to recently (1:18:23). We briefly address the Iranian president’s helicopter accident (1:23:27). It’s time for voicemails! We start on a more serious note with some advice about grief (1:27:30) and end on a (semi) lighter one about military marriages (1:36:30). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Thanks to our sponsors: Head to https://FactorMeals.com/RORYMAL50 and use code RORYMAL50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self. Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You mentioned it in our group chat and we all were super interested in what she had to say.
0:04.6	You gave us like a little tidbit, but then a lot of time passed and I put in our group chat,
0:08.8	I think more might like this chick.
0:10.9	That was a lot.
0:11.4	It felt like you were kind of gatekeeping the
0:13.0	information and that maybe you and Selina had hit it off. We like send the
0:16.4	screenshots. He like, nah, she I gee, we aren't I gee. Okay niggas send the
0:20.7	screenshot. Yeah, you were scrubbing messages.
0:23.1	So what I did was...
0:25.4	You saw how the game worked for Clay.
0:27.1	You went right in there and was like,
0:28.0	yo, you want to be my girlfriend?
0:28.9	You say so, believe?
0:30.5	No, Warren Ma'all. False prophets.
0:34.0	Somebody should have told me it would be like this.
0:37.0	Be like this.
0:38.0	Be like this.
0:40.0	Somebody should have told me it would be like this.
0:42.0	Be like this be like this
0:43.7	Mars Profits
0:45.2	Somebody should have told me it would be like this be like this be like this be like this be like this be like this.
0:50.7	Somebody should have told me it would be like this.
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