Episode 270: All-Time Nightmare Loss in Houston Ruins a Great Weekend
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2021
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees had their REAL worst loss of the season on Sunday in Houston, blowing a 7-2 lead in the ninth capped off by a walk-off HR from, you guessed it, Jose Altuve. The way this team manages to find new and creative ways to crush our spirits is truly evil. All the positive vibes from Nestor's solid start on Friday and a complete-game shutout from Gerrit Cole on Saturday, gone. Everything sucks. See you all in the second half!!! Outro Song: "High and Low" (Instrumental ver.) (via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the world, the 80s are tied again. |
| 0:35.0 | Garen Geter hits his final game with a walkoff single. |
| 0:40.0 | Garen Geter, where fantasy becomes reality. |
| 0:45.0 | Did you have any depth? |
| 0:47.0 | There are five ball hits to left. |
| 0:48.0 | It's on its way. |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes. |
| 0:50.0 | I have a Yankee that's going to the World Series. |
| 0:55.0 | All rise. |
| 0:57.0 | Here comes the judge. |
| 1:00.0 | It is Labor Day. |
| 1:02.0 | And he is the Labor of the Month. |
| 1:07.0 | Fall game over, Yankee wins. |
| 1:12.0 | Yankee wins. |
| 1:18.0 | What's up? |
| 1:19.0 | What's happening? |
| 1:20.0 | Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by Barstall Sports. |
| 1:23.0 | I am your host, Hobbs. |
| 1:24.0 | I'm on the other laptop. |
| 1:26.0 | Tommy Spokes, Tommy Scabelli, Marty Moosh is flying. |
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