Hello? Hello, Sydney. What is up, you spooky bitches? We're back, baby. We got another

episode of the Hello Sydney podcast here, a podcast for horror lovers where we discuss any and all

things horror. And it's me, your girl, Sydney, with brand new motherfucking eyesight, baby. Yep, I got LASIC. I did it. I faced all my

fears that I've had for years and let me tell you, I can't believe I was so scared of doing that

for so long. This was like the quickest, easiest thing ever. And honestly, like the healing

process has been relatively simple, painless.

If I can do this, I promise you anybody can do it.

I literally couldn't even wear contacts.

Like, I can't touch my eyes.

I can't even watch other people touch their eyes.

It freaks me the fuck out.

Eyeballs fuck me up.

And I was able to do it.

You don't feel a thing.

I also was on Valium. So like the drugs

definitely helped. So that was cool. But I have sight. I'm blessed with sight now. In other news,

I watched Abigail, which I absolutely fucking loved. It was so much fun, so funny, like such an

incredible cast. Honestly, this cast was a 10 on a 10. Like Angus Cloud, it was so sad to watch him in this.

but like Catherine Newton personally, I think was actually the standout in this movie, even though

obviously I love my girl, Melissa Barrera. But Catherine Newton's character was just like such

perfect comedic relief. Like the whole like onion scene, actually like I cackled. I actually like

cackled out loud. So so was a big fan of that

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