Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called coffee of Scott Adams, and I noticed my lighting's not quite right.

There we go.

Lighting corrected.

If you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can understand with their tiny, shiny human brains,

all you need is a cup or mugger, a glass, a tanker, chalice or stye, a canteen jugger flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid I like coffee.

Join me now for the unparallel pleasure.

The dopamine hit in the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous

sip. It happens now. Go.

Let me do a special shout out to Paul Collider.

You have no idea how much it helps me when you do your little image in the comments

that shows that the video and audio are working.

And I know you don't like to be thanked publicly,

but it's the end of the year,

and I want to tell you, I appreciate it a lot.

Well, let's look at the news.

Is it fun and interesting?

Yes, it is.

But first, I'd like to start a little controversy,

but it's a Christmas controversy

just for fun. All right. I have told you that there's no such thing as good movies anymore.

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