Put something in a different place here. Let's see. How can I make that stand up?

So do you mind if I take a minute to bitch? I just have a quick complaint.

Apple computer, when you made your stupid iPhone and you knew that the main way it works is upright or sideways,

but never upside down like that. It doesn't work upside down.

Why did you put the charger in the bottom?

Because then I can't set it down at the same time I'm charging it.

Wouldn't it make sense to put the charger on the top?

In what world does it make sense to have it in your way all the time?

And they never thought of that?

It's just mind-boggling.

I can't believe that Steve Jobs would have done this.

If it worked upside down, it'd be fine.

I just turned it upside down.

But they stopped making it work upside down.

So, anyway.

So what I'm trying to do is lay it sideways

so I can see your comments,

which appears to be are you

fucking kidding me never get a stand that suction cups on it so I'm gonna cleverly

insert this into this area so that the the beat the system

ha-ha system all right good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's the best time you'll ever have, but if you'd like to take it up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a cup of a microglass of tank of chelis, a stina canteen, jugger, flasker, a vessel of any kind.

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