Episode 2692 CWSA 12/17/24
Real Coffee with Scott Adams
Scott Adams
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2024
⏱️ 92 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And that's good. |
| 0:02.4 | I hope you're doing well. |
| 0:04.2 | We've got a show for you today. |
| 0:06.8 | As soon as I can see my comments. |
| 0:11.2 | Come on, comments. |
| 0:14.7 | There we go. |
| 0:16.8 | Everything's working out perfectly today. |
| 0:40.9 | Do, do, do, do. Everything's working out perfectly today. Good morning, everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. |
| 0:45.8 | It's called coffee with Scott Adams, and I guarantee you've never had a better time in your life. |
| 0:55.2 | But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand it with their tiny, shiny human brains. |
| 1:01.6 | All you need for that is a cup or mugger, a glass, a tanker, Chelsea, a canteen, a jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind, |
| 1:05.7 | and fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. |
| 1:09.5 | The dopamine of the day thing that makes everything better. It's called a simultaneous sip. |
| 1:12.8 | And it happens. Now, go. |
| 1:30.7 | Well, I don't know how your life is going for the last 24 hours, but ever since Grock got really, really good at making pictures, |
| 1:37.2 | there's been a nonstop memes of me dating Michelle Obama. |
| 1:46.4 | And the images are so photorealistic that, you know, all morning long and yesterday, too, I'm looking at photos going by on the locals. |
| 1:49.5 | The people who chat on the locals feed can put in images. |
| 1:54.2 | So we trade memes. |
| 1:57.0 | And there are about 10,000 memes of me making it with Michelle Obama. |
| 2:01.6 | But here's the funny thing. |
| 2:04.6 | They also tried to do AOC and me. |
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