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Episode 269: Reviews of Hot Sauces

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.85K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet.

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A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this

1:17.1

podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello everyone.

1:35.0

welcome to Beach you Sandy Water To What the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. I'm Christine. I'm

1:44.4

Zandy. We got 269 for you today. This was this reviews of hot sauces.

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And someone suggested we do like our own hot ones where we try the hot sauces that we read reviews of.

2:02.0

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm the

2:05.2

whitest person. You think I can handle that shit? I can't I can't handle like

2:10.7

medium. I get like a two at when I'm feeling like extra bold. That's spicy, yeah, for you.

2:17.0

Yeah, for you.

2:18.0

I'm an Indian restaurant, I'm like, let's hear two. Our dad, however, is broken and he gets like 11 and is like, oh, I can't taste anything.

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