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The San Francisco area has a very unusual warning.

They're warning of tornadoes.

Now, as far as I know, I've lived here all my life in the Bay Area.

I don't think there's ever been a tornado watch for San Francisco. Now, I'm about an hour outside of San Francisco,

and early this morning, it might have been 5 a.m.ish. There was a sound outside my house

that sounded like a starship was landing on my lawn. And I said, is that just the rain?

Because we're having, you know, wind and rain situation here. But I'd never heard anything like it.

It sounded like this huge roar, like there was an airplane directly over my house, but closer than one had ever been.

And then it stopped after maybe 30 seconds.

And then several minutes later, there was another one that was the same.

And I don't know what they are. However, I went to perplexity and I asked

what does a tornado sound like? They said if you're near a tornado, it sounds like a freight train.

That's exactly what it sounded like. It sounded like I was standing next to a freight train in my yard.

So I'm not positive, and I got a message from somebody in San Jose

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