Civilization. It's called coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels, then nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains.

All you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass of tanker gels with Steiner, Kentine, Jurg, a flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparallel pleasure.

The dopamine here today, the thing makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip.

Today with extra oxytocin.

Go.

Oh, that's good.

By the way, for those of you who have not figured it out,

this isn't really the show that you watch to get the most accurate news reports,

although we try our best.

This is the live stream you watch

because you like having a secret friend.

So I'm like your friend who

you don't have much to say

but your friend is very talkative

so you just sort of let them run on

while you're getting about your business.

So that's what I am. I'm your invisible secret friend. Yeah, just for you. Now let's talk about some things. Would you be surprised

that there's some new science about coffee that's good for you? Yes, in Parade magazine,

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