Hey, it's Phil Hendry. It's a vacation week here on the world famous Phil Hendry show.

So it's a great week to get a backstage pass to catch up on all the stuff we've done,

all of the stuff digitally and on our radio show that we've done down through almost 30 years of

archive material on our website. When I think of that general, I think of 30 years, it really

takes my breath away. All right, yeah. You got that right. So 30 years and well, not quite,

but almost about 25 to be honest. Okay, 25 to be honest. No, it isn't. Yeah, about 30. Anyway,

get a backstage pass to our world famous Phil Hendry show. Is it really world famous?

There are people in Japan who know about us, people in China who do know about us. There are people

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who know about us. And I think there are even people I would dare say in Antarctica. You're full of

crap. That's right. But I thought I'd give it a shot. So we are world famous in our minds,

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Hey, welcome to today's show here for the 18th of April. And we are in the middle of a vacation week.

We're taking a week off because a my throat's trashed from some jobs I was doing.

B, it's time for a week's vacation and C, it's time for a week's vacation. Yeah, right.

On today's show, one that I'm really looking forward to, even though it's a Frank Gray Monday

report, and this is Tuesday, it is the Frank Gray Monday report. And on this show, he fills in for

me Phil and rips me a new ass as both him and her. And he does it in song. You know, this general.

I know that show you're talking about anything you just said I don't recognize. He rips you an ass

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