Episode 268: Ten Pound Mouth

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2015

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Today on Round Table: riots erupt after a controversial decision at Zimbabwe's Mr. Ugly competition, a Siberian mayor offers coal in exchange for weight loss, and the Cookie Bandit strikes again. Joining us today: Louis Katz and Maria Wojciechowski!

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0:00.0	The round table
0:02.5	Ok, slide
0:05.0	Journalists
0:08.1	What?
0:13.3	Jammer action, isn't it?
0:16.2	What's the topic of discussion?
0:19.3	Serbelity's everything's covered in this
0:21.5	Selfie
0:24.3	Hey painting, what are you going on try and suck them in and get the salut
0:29.4	You try the soup you got about a soup don't you?
0:33.9	All right
0:35.2	Hold on your praying yeah, everybody close their eyes for a guided meditation
0:39.0	So know what I'm going to say it right now. I know it and I say it so you are a kid new to a town
0:46.8	Get into the high school. You're getting bullied at the high school
0:49.7	You don't know how to deal with it. So you go home. There's this old Asian fucking dude in the house next to you, right?
0:56.2	And he's like oh I can teach you the fucking ways of the bonsai tree
1:00.6	We like to go over to his place. He's like clean my car and you're like fucking what is this karate?
1:06.0	No, it's a different movie. Okay
1:09.7	So anyways, he's like wax my fucking car right see your wax in this car
1:15.4	And you're making it all shiny work on that you're like how is this teaching me how to fucking do moves bro?
1:20.8	And he's like wait for it wait for it
1:23.1	And then he teaches you how to paint the house you get more magic like my mom's getting raped by a gang of high school kids next door
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