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🗓️ 17 June 2025
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | I was doing a birthday party in Burbank and in the backyard, beautiful day, made the bird appear. |
0:06.7 | A little gust of wind and the bird flapped and flew. |
0:11.3 | I thought the bird knew what the deal was, not to fly, but it flew up into a tree and it's just chilling in this tree. |
0:17.7 | And I'm trying to act like that's normal. |
0:19.7 | Behold, you know. |
0:20.7 | Yeah. And thinking that the bird would'm trying to act like that's normal. Behold, you know. Yeah. |
0:21.2 | And thinking that the bird would eventually try to fly again and get tired because he doesn't |
0:25.7 | do this a lot and kind of spiraled back to. |
0:28.6 | Back home. |
0:29.3 | Yeah, because I did have another show to go to. |
0:32.4 | And I'm going through the act. |
0:34.3 | Bird's still in the tree. |
0:35.4 | I make the bunny appear. |
0:36.6 | All the kids are petting the bunny. |
0:37.7 | And I'm kind of like, you know, I got to, all right. |
0:40.2 | So I tell the parents I'm going to come back after this show. |
0:43.4 | And if you guys have a ladder, I'll climb the tree and I'll try to kind of prod him down. |
0:47.7 | Yeah. |
0:48.3 | And I came back a couple hours later and they answered the door, not as excited to see me. They told me that right after I left, as they're singing happy birthday, a hawk flew in |
1:00.2 | and ate the bird in front of the chagher. |
1:05.4 | Yeah. |
1:06.5 | It's like, ta-da. |
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