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In The Moement

Episode 267 | Two Minutes In You Trying To Take Me To Hell

In The Moement

Moe Mitch

Comedy, Pionaire, Bert Show, Comedian, Radio, Improv, Moe Mitchell, Stand-up

41.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Nate tried to drag Moe straight to hell...Moe confessed what really happened when he finally talked to his long-lost friend, and answered if he’d ever sit down with a former Bert Show co-host soon. There’s also the story of how he ended up naked and afraid at a nude spa, the drinking night that left him locked out for an hour, and a personal question from Nate that left him completely speechless.

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0:00.0

Speaking of football, Josh Allen, quarterback of the Buffalo Bills, decided to not take as much money as he could have because he wanted to spread the money around on the team.

0:13.1

And they asked him about that.

0:15.0

And he said, I mean, if we're going to be honest, what's another $5 million to me?

0:21.8

And I've never felt more broke in my life, Nate.

0:25.9

I have never in one moment of time ever felt more broke than listening to a man say,

0:35.1

what's another $5 million going to do? What was his deal? I don't know, like a hundred and something million. Mm-hmm. No, he was right in what he said. Absolutely right. And what a man. Like for seeing it that way. I think most men are taking the five. But he was right. He spread it out. Say said, look at Dak Prescott over there who took all of the damn money.

0:55.4

Now they ain't got no defense. There's no D. It's just the Alice Cowboys. You see? That's a beautiful thing and a great situation to be in. And yeah, I just realized in that moment, like, I really got to get to it. Got to get it together. I'm going to start to go fund me.

1:10.1

If y'all want to start to go for me for no other reason,

1:13.7

then because Josh Allen broke my spirit this weekend. But I did bet on Josh Allen throughout, through my fantasy football as well. And he, he came through for me. Nice. But yeah, wow. What's another five million? How are you doing? I'm good. I'm really good.

1:28.6

It's a lot cooler than I would like for it to be, but it's still okay.

1:36.0

Yeah.

1:36.8

It has not gotten cold enough for me to be like, all right, I'm out.

1:41.9

It's coming.

1:43.2

Okay.

1:43.9

And when you say out, do you mean like out the car or out of

1:46.6

Atlanta? No, out of, or both? No, out of Atlanta. Okay. Mm-hmm. All right. I need warmer weather.

1:54.9

Yeah. But sleeping at night, I think last night was in the 30s, it was fantastic. I get nice and bundled up under my blanket.

2:03.8

I'm out.

2:04.5

That's comfortable.

2:05.6

Meanwhile, I'm in a king-sized bed, right?

2:09.2

In the dark.

2:10.6

Super cool.

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